Tech enthusiast: "I want smart lights, smart tv, everything, and connect them all to my digital assisstant!"
Tech worker: *looks wistfully into distance* "I should get a small place in a little town, with a garden, make my own furniture."
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@RadicalEdward tech enthusiast: "my whole house is smart!"
infosec people: have zero "smart" devices and keep a gun next to their printer so they can shoot it if it makes a sound they don't recognise.